All for a smile

1. On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
2. On a Septic Tank Truck sign:"We're #1 in the #2 business."
3. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
4. At a Proctologist's door"To expedite your visit please back in."
5. On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed."
6. On a Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
7. Pizza Shop Slogan:"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
8. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."
9. On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
10. At a Towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
11. On an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts."
12. In a Nonsmoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriateaction."
13. On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push."
14. At an Optometrist's Office"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."